yesterday, proust would have been proud. i was gonna do all those things, had a big agenda lined up. i didn’t do anything. i laid around all day. i’m turning into my cat. i go from room to room, sleeping and laying on everything. i got out of bed, went to the couch, and slept. i did study a few games from the keres book though. i felt guilty about laying around, so i made madelines
today at work, i think the spaceship landed outside the mall and they all came into our store. we had some wierd folks today, musta been the full moon. after a day of this, i came home to play some relaxing chess.
yeah. relaxing.
playing on ICC, i’m playing an unrated game, my mouse slips, i ask for a takeback. it was obvious my mouse slipped, he moved a pawn to my knight and i didn’t move the knight, i moved a pawn. the fag declined, and later during the game said “i don’t give takebacks, especially during unrated games. it slows the game down.” yeah, cause a 5 minute game takes so much time, and a takeback just adds what, another few hours onto that? fucktard. it wasn’t rated, so no big deal, but, cmon…
anyway, thanks to keres, i now answer 1d4 with 1….e6. it’s pretty cool. i did it in the next game i played.
guy is internet rated 1500 or so, i’m a lowly 1100. he starts with the standard 1d4 2 c4, perhaps expecting a gruenfeld or nizmo indian (i still heart the nimzo indian) but i answer with 1…e6 and on 2…i check him with the bishop at b4. he blocks with his, and we trade. i’m feeling feisty and slightly pissed at the no talent assclown who wouldn’t let me take back an obvious mouse slip, so i am out for blood. not any blood, but pure, fresh, chess blood. i go into HARDCORE mode.
he retakes with the queen, so i bring my knight to f6, developing and threatening the queen. he will have to either move his queen, i gain temp, or bring out his knight, which is what he does. this is kinda cool, i am directing the game, forcing him to respond to MY moves. that’s right, bitch, *I’M* the master and you’re the slave, you dance to my tune.
i castle and we lock up the middle in a wierd, psuedo, reverse french kinda way. he brings his bishop to d3, but with the pawn gridlocked and stuck on e4 like a hummer in manhattan, his bishop aint going anywhere, so it’s no threat yet. i move the knight to g4 to give me some room, he attacks with h3, so i move the knight back. we both bring out other knights out, and then on teh 11th move, he moves b4. i don’t see the reason for this, to me it’s a wasted move. i move the knight to h5, on it’s way to f4, and he moves g4. clearly he has not read my system by nimzo, bitch!, he just weakened his castle for no reason. we move some pieces around, i kinda miss a cool tactic that would result in a nice knight trade, but i set up a pretty cool tactic on moves 25 -27 to win a queen. he is smart, he doesn’t’ fall for it. on move 29 he advances his pawn to f6, threatening my queen, but this is good for me. i take the pawn, and i am in a nice position to get a pawn or more, so he resigns.
the game is here if you wanna play through it.
1. d4 e6 2. c4 Bb4+ 3. Bd2 Bxd2+ 4. Qxd2 Nf6 5. Nc3 O-O
6. e4 e5 7. d5 d6 8. Bd3 Ng4 9. h3 Nf6 10. Nge2 Nbd7
11. b4 Nh5 12. g4 Nf4 13. Nxf4 exf4 14. Qxf4 Ne5 15. Be2 f5
16. exf5 Qf6 17. Kd2 g5 18. Qg3 c6 19. Ne4 Qe7 20. f4 cxd5
21. cxd5 Nd7 22. Nxg5 Re8 23. Ne6 Nb6 24. Qb3 Bxe6 25. dxe6 d5
26. Bd3 Rad8 27. Rhe1 Nc4+ 28. Kd1 b5 29. f6 Qxf6
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i liked this game. i think i threw him off with the first 2 moves. it wasn’t as violent or action packed as an arnold schwarzenegger movie (not counting twins or kindergarten cop) or burma right now, but it was fun to play.